lie the stories of the dates which have passed on. My encounters with
which have not turned out so fantastically, but still
have allowed me to learn something. Entertain yourself. While
all the events in these stories actually took place, I have sometimes
slightly changed the names of the women to protect the guilty. It's not always
their fault; sometimes it's just their nature.
TO GREENVILLE, NORTH
CAROLINA...TO WHICH I SHALL NEVER RETURN
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL......OR
LONG-LOST SISTER, AT ANY RATE
HELLO KITTY.....................YOU FUCK
WHO IN THE HELL IS EDDIE HASKELL???
DADDIES AND MOMMIES SHOULDN'T LET THEIR
COWBOYS GROW UP TO HAVE BABIES
IF YOU WANT TO KISS A WOOKIE...I CAN ARRANGE THAT