Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?  This DOES NOT EXIST.  Who the hell cares about happy relationships?  They're boring, except for those two people who are in them.  A hero is defined by conflict, not by everything being perfect.  Go out and be a hero.  Find some conflict.  If you can't find it, make it.

Okay, okay.  Seriously.  If I did have a blissful romance, I would probably be married.  But then she would undoubtedly clamp down on my life and put my nuts in a vice, so I wouldn't be allowed to have a website like this anyway.  So.  There you go.

All right.  Even more seriously, yes, I've had plenty of blissful romances.  But, since they were, therefore, boring, except for the moments which weren't, which I'm definitely not going to post on the fucking internet, there really is nothing to say.

You're still reading this?  Damn.  Fine.  I guess I have to say it.  Get the hell out, Mr. Canttakeahinter.  GO.  No joke.  There's plenty of cool shit elsewhere on this website you'll get all excited about and envious about the fact you aren't clever enough to do or think of shit like that.  Cruise around those places.  Oh, by the way...

You suck for clicking on this link.