Okay, okay. Seriously.
If I did have a blissful romance, I would probably be married. But
then she would undoubtedly clamp down on my life and put my nuts in a vice,
so I wouldn't be allowed to have a website like this anyway. So.
There you go.
You're still reading this? Damn. Fine. I guess I have to say it. Get the hell out, Mr. Canttakeahinter. GO. No joke. There's plenty of cool shit elsewhere on this website you'll get all excited about and envious about the fact you aren't clever enough to do or think of shit like that. Cruise around those places. Oh, by the way...
You suck for clicking on this link.