People always ask me what I want for my birthday. Or Christmas.
Or a token of admiration for being so bad ass. I take it as an insult,
because if they truly knew me well enough to think of paying homage to me,
they should already know what I want. My collections link leads anyone
interested to pictures and lists of everything I gather as hobbies.
Take note. I pick up many of these items in my gallivanting journey
across the globe.
Thus far, after being born in the United States, I have
graced Canada, Mexico, Honduras, Kuwait, Iraq, England, Australia and
Ireland with my presence. Up next on the docket is Italy, Poland and
Spain. This link leads to scenic photos and reflections of the time I
have spent outside my homeland and details exactly how I have effectively
shown foreigners the art of drinking, head butting and hunting of the
elusive female human.
This link contains adventures not otherwise covered in
the site. Memoirs of wild weekends, drinking to excess in Iowa and
verbal and physical confrontations are covered here, along with any other
interesting or amusing experiences I feel are worthy of pen and paper
mating. Some of these writings pertain to my professional and
personal life. Also, I will use this section to respond to all hate mail I
will inevitably receive.